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      幽默笑话糗事10则

      1、高中班主任姓司,秃头,班里人都叫他光明顶,有次开家长会,有位家长站起来说:光老师,我想问一下……永远忘不了班主任当时震惊的表情

      2、昨天看到的:一大妈看到一裙子美女在等公交,冻的瑟瑟发抖,便问:闺女,你冷不?美女答:冷……大妈走了几步回过头来说了一句:哼,活该……

      3、早天起来,发现袜子少了一只,到处都找不到,没法拿了双新的穿上。 晚上,酒席上给领导敬酒,刚一起身,一只袜子从衣袖中滑出。。

      4、白娘子为救其夫许仙,在金山寺大战法海,作法引发大水,水漫金山寺。法海以袈裟化为长堤拦水,守卫了金山寺。附近群众对法海十分感激,送来锦旗一面,上书四个大字:“金山卫士。”

      5、小时候的糗事,有次放学回家被一帮混混围住要打我,刚好表哥路过(大我几个月),弟弟你回家叫人,我先在这顶着,到家老妈刚好饭做好了,吃完饭脱了衣服就睡了!愣是把这茬给忘

      6、有一对夫妻总是吵架,每次吵架激烈时男人就喜欢摔东西,不管什么东西就近拿起就摔,某天又因一件小事两人干得热火朝天,www.arcadipienza.com 男人照列抓起桌上的黑色袋子准备摔地上,这一次,刚抓起脸色突变,退后一步,一脸惊恐地看着桌上的黑色袋子,再一看手无数个小孔,血立刻渗了出来……为了让他记住东西是不能乱摔的,他老婆为了配合他这一疯狂举动,特意去买了个仙人球,特意装了个黑色袋子,特意放在了他顺手的位置………

      7、冬天坐在公交车上,到一站上来几位美女,一位美女上了车就说:“还是车上暖和呀,和在被窝里一样!”另一位美女接过话岔说:“你家被窝里有这么多人呀!”全车爆笑!

      8、小时候什么都不懂,爸妈在亲热那时被我刚好碰见,以为他们要打架,就哭着跑出去喊我婶婶过来劝架,当我婶婶破开门那刻…世界停止了!!!

      9、下班回家,发现电梯坏了,只好爬楼梯,可是我住18层啊!爬到15层已经累掉半条命了,突然看到电梯又开了,虽然还有三层,但是还是决定坐电梯,进去发现是往下的,一直下到一楼,这时一个电梯工站在门口说:“电梯坏了得修,现在停了。”

      10、一男公园找厕所,实在着急碰见一女便问:男厕所在哪?女:那厕所不就在女厕所旁边吗。男:那请问女厕所在哪?女:啪,,,响亮的嘴巴过后,,,流氓,一个大男人找女厕所干嘛

       
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