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      微博經典段子 有些爆笑有些哲理

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      微博經典段子 有些爆笑有些哲理:

      1、七月十五中元節,某人去買祭品,看到居然有紙糊的蘋果手機,便問老板:燒蘋果手機,怕老祖宗不會用吧?老板白了他一眼說:喬布斯已經下去教了,你還操什么心呀?那人便買了一個,老板提醒:買個充電器吧,別忘了燒充電器,回頭祖宗找你要就不好了,找你要還是小事,叫你送去就麻煩了。。。

      2、因果不曾虧欠過我們什么,所以請不要抱怨。

      3、我們確實有如是的優點,但也要隱藏幾分,這個叫做涵養。

      4、不管是友情還是愛情,你來,我信你不會走。你走,我當你沒來過。

      5、不去期望,失去了不會傷心,得到了便是驚喜。

      6、你生氣,是因為自己不夠大度;你郁悶,是因為自己不夠豁達;你焦慮,是因為自己不夠從容;你悲傷,是因為自己不夠堅強;你惆悵,是因為自己不夠陽光;你嫉妒,是因為自己不夠優秀……凡此種種,每一個煩惱的根源都在自己這里

      7、貪腐太多,是人品問題,與制度沒關系;食品有毒,是比例問題,與監管沒關系;皮鞋制藥,是配方問題,與良心沒關系;列車追尾,是技術問題,與山寨沒關系;橋梁坍塌,是材料問題,與施工沒關系;礦難頻發,是地質問題,與撈錢沒關系;老婆殺人,是私人問題,與老公沒關系。

      8、人生的路,走走停停是一種閑適,邊走邊看是一種優雅,邊走邊忘,是一種豁達。何必把自己逼得那么累,埋著頭趕路,路到盡頭,卻錯過了樂趣,(經典語錄 www.arcadipienza.com)錯過了精彩。不如一邊追求,一邊享受?催^的風景多了,遇見的人,經歷的事,總有一些不愿想起,邊走邊忘,讓美好儲存,把頹廢清空,人生的桌面上,只有幸福。

      9、人生只有三天,活在昨天的人迷惑;活在明天的人等待;活在今天的人最踏實。你永遠無法預測意外和明天哪個來得更早,所以,我們能做的,就是盡最大的努力過好今天。請記。航裉煊肋h是昨天死去的人所期待的明天。大家,早安!

      10、警察抓了一算命先生問:你們算命搞迷信思想你們自己信嗎?算命先生:不信。警察:那為什么還要這樣做?算命先生:那你們相信共產主義嗎?不都是為了騙錢嗎?!

      11、說話不要有攻擊性,不要有殺傷力,不夸已能,不揚人惡,自然能化敵為友。

      12、一個常?磩e人缺點的人,自己本身就不夠好,因為他沒有時間檢討他自己。

      13、是非天天有,不聽自然無;是非天天有,不聽還是有;是非天天有,看你怎么辦?

      14、如果你真的愛他,那么你必須容忍他部分的缺點。

      15、要克服對死亡的恐懼,你必須要接受世上所有的人都會死去的觀念。

      16、雖然你討厭一個人,但卻又能發覺他的優點好處,像這樣子有修養的人,天下真是太少了,你能做到嗎?

      17、誠實的面對你內心的矛盾和污點,不要欺騙你自己。

       
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